“Rivers and ditches are the new ballot boxes. Sad.” – Donald J. Trump
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Fictitious statements from an all-too-real President.
“Stand by, Proud Boys… Hold it, I don’t know who the Proud Boys are… Who are they?” — Donald J. Trump
“Throw out all the ballots and then I’ll leave… oh, no ballots? Looks like I’m not leaving… see what I did there?” — Donald J…
“If you eliminate the blue states, and all the deaths to date nationally, we’d be pretty close to zero… Which is exactly where we started……
“I like scientists who weren’t captured…” – Donald J. Trump
“Who are you gonna believe? Me? Or some low IQ loser Woodward interviewed?” – Donald J. Trump
“Person. Woman. Russia, Russia, Russia.” – Donald J. Trump
“Let’s be clear, my 1984 New Jersey Generals were a bunch of pussies…” – Donald J. Trump