The term “cluster fuck” has a whole new meaning. A swingers orgy at the Whitehouse sparked a COVID super-cluster outbreak. The Centers for Dick Control (CDC) (of which there was clearly none) believes patient zero was Kellyanne, a well known “super spreader.” Attendees say she and Kayleigh were in a threesome with Melania. Melania was then seen with Hope and Bill (no, not Clinton – the last one he attended resulted in a different kind of outbreak so he’s never invited back). William tested negative because no one would touch him, nor would they let him touch them. Chris tested positive, but he did not get it from the orgy (he wasn’t invited). Mike organized the entire event but missed it because he had to attend church services.
Anyway, as has now been reported there were several others who attended the orgy. Once Don got there it spread like California wildfire.
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